Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
Photo reblogged from with 56,591 notes
When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
Because eye contact intensifies the passion…
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Page 1 of 181